oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude